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maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

(via queer-as-in-fuck-youu)

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barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

(via yogaboi)

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breadmaakesyoufat:

when your parents make dirty jokes in front of you

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penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

(Source: cockbarf, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via iwillmindfuckyou)

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werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via badass-legolas)

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draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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yogaboi:

Kinda cute

yogaboi:

Kinda cute

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